Avengers: Age of George Tron

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Diego hands me the receiver with that concerned look he usually only displays when the situation is critical, like when the humidor is running low. I raise an eyebrow at my kind servant, since the phone's screen clearly reads: "Unknown ID."

"  Diego, if it's to sell me solar panels, you know very well that you have to ask them for their address in order to send a check, then send them two kilos of anthrax.
– Yes, but boss... it's the ECU, the European super-secret agency, there... They say they want to speak to Colonel Furieux ."

With a smooth gesture, I grab the receiver and signal Diego to disappear like a common whatsapp number list Versailles gardener as the king approaches. He complies and lets me take the call in peace.

“  Gentlemen of the ECU,” I said. “I thought I’d lost my rank of colonel since I proposed a European version of the Avengers that didn’t suit you. Not to mention the incident with Grouper’s Eye, as readers of the spoiler for the previous Avengers installment will remember . 
” “Yes, but this time, things are serious, Mr. Idiot… Colonel Furious. It turns out that while we don’t exactly have a European equivalent of the Avengers, we have discovered that we have a local version of one of their most terrible enemies.
” “Who?
” “Let us finish, colonel. You must assemble your group of Avengers as quickly as possible. The enemy has kidnapped Veuve Cliquot, your counterpart to the Black Widow.
” “Blimey. Fine, I’ll immediately call Captain Schengen, Tin-Man, Toutatis, Igor & Grishka, and of course, Grouper’s Eye. Now, who are we dealing with? ” 

The voice on the phone becomes more hesitant, almost embarrassed.

"  Well, like Ultron.
" "Hmm... interesting. And why did he kidnap Veuve Cliquot?
" "For... for... well, she was wearing pumps, and he offered her a foot massage... " 

The phone falls to the ground as the ECU files come back to me. The crime is signed.

As Avengers: Age of Ultron arrived across the Atlantic , a new threat loomed in Europe.

I called this new file Avengers: The Age of George Tron .

Hold on to your arches, Veuve Cliquot, we're coming!

And meanwhile, let's spoil, my good ones!

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The poster: no explosion? Oh, yes, there's debris everywhere. I'm reassured; for a moment, I thought someone had made an effort.
It all begins deep in a bunker, when a character with a strong German accent starts yelling that, damn it, he and his henchmen are under attack! But who dares attack their fortress cleverly hidden deep in a snowy forest in Kokovia, a well-known Eastern European country?

The Avengers of course!

Because Hulk, Thor, Iron Man, Captain America, Black Widow and Hawkeye aka Toupourix, the famous sniper but only with a bow, are storming the fortress of Colonel Kokin, a member of Hydra. Who, since he's from Hydra, is obviously A) German B) unable to speak without a thick Bavarian accent C) wears a monocle because even though it's 2015, hey, ho, it's still super fashionable. I think what's missing is the fact that he only moves in goose step and we had a very inspired character there.